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Story time:

While taking put the trash at work, I kicked this little bag of pennies. Obviously, since I’m poor, a grabbed them and threw them in my pocket before going on with the rest of my shift.

Close to the end of my shift, I remembered this bag of pennies, so I took it out and counted it out. 7 cents.

My coworker came up and started talking to me while I was doing this, so we chatted, the entire time, this tiny bag of pennies in my hand.

Meanwhile, one of my managers sees me and my coworker talking over this bag, immediately thinks that it’s drugs, yells, and grabs both of us and drags us to the back room.

So, we’re sitting there, me clutching this bag of pennies in my fist, while my manager gets my GM on the phone, yelling about how we were “trading drugs during our shift” and “endangering ourselves and other in the workplace.”

Within 10 minutes, my GM was there, papers in hand to terminate our employment, talking about how they should call the cops. I started crying, cause they wouldn’t let me get a word in edge-wise, my coworker was actually texting his dad the entire time, trying to get them to come fight for him.

It wasn’t until the GM asked what drug they were that they finally let me talk.

So, while I was sobbing, I opened my hand and dropped the bag in my manager’s hand.

And he bursts out laughing.

Within seconds I had explained everything, the pennies, the situation, everything.

I almost got fired and arrested over 7 pennies.

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chubbyanimedork:

anauzumakii:

the savage unicorn of the mountains … 

The Red Pirate of the Shadows?….

The black sorceress of the forest :DDDD

"The Dark Beast of the Shadows"

THE CURSED GOBLIN OF THE NIGHT

The Treacherous Pirate of the Seas. Couldn’t have been more perfect!

ARG!

The Black Queen of the Eastern Seas tho :D

do i really have to name myself the ugly troll of the forest??

The Green Assassin of the forest

The White Cyclops of the Mountains

The Red Vampire of the East

The Savage Guardian of the Seas.  Perfect.

(Source: apollonui)

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darkwater-smidge:

So I learned from my friend that coconut water can be used as an emergency blood transfusion, and of course my first thought was “So, can a vampire drink coconut water?”

and of course we had this idea of these tropical vampires being horrified when these old world vampires come and are still drinking blood like some sort of monster.

guys oh my god
VEGAN VAMPIRES

Fruitarian vampires that will only drink coconut if it fell off a tree first

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